Welcome to the Number One Rated Salesman 1997 website!

We have no idea what we're doing!!

blahblahblah we'll fill this later

things will make sense later

blahblahblah blah blah we can do it

woo we're building websites! This is further than we thought we'd get!!

- Cat Ipsum -

Rub my belly hiss swipe at owner's legs sniff catnip and act crazy growl at dogs in my sleep sit on the laptop for hiss at vacuum cleaner i like to spend my days sleeping and eating fishes that my human fished for me.

Head nudges eat my own ears. Hey! you there, with the hands why can't i catch that stupid red dot, shed everywhere shed everywhere stretching attack your ankles chase the red dot, hairball run catnip eat the grass sniff, or roll over and sun my belly curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels.